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hey kitten

figured u kno, w the bug thing n the angry humans in the fog n all, i'd drop u a line, make sure ur cool n all

u cool?

I'm so cool! The bugs kidnapped me, but I taught them show tunes, so we're cool now. I haven't run into any angry humans, though. What's up with them now?

yea i knu the bugs got u, i hung out w ur bug double 4 a bit. showtunes, huh? u into music n stuff? i friggin love music.

i dunno, sum ppl were bitching about it? i mind my own business when the fogs in, i'm not stupid

so hows ur changes going?

I love the theater. I was friends with this guy who wrote a musical and he was just so talented...

My back started feeling sore yesterday, so I hope it's my wings coming in!

if rock operas count as theater 2 u, we got sumthing in common! wut about movies?

score! my boss is a manticore, he's got huge ass wings. hey u think u'll get the feather kind?

I love movies! I'm actually a bit of a pop culture buff.

[Sometimes so much it practically hurts.]

Feather, chiropteran, whatever. So long as they fly the same I couldn't care less. I am going to have so much fun.

no shit? me 2! i friggin love movies. hey, u checked out the theater here? it's all like old stuff, but pretty fun.

i think feather ones would look really kewl on u, but yea, any wings r pretty awesome! u'll have to tell me what it's like having'em.

Not yet! I have been to a drive-in theater to watch old movies before, and that was lots of fun.

[With Shawn's mother strapped to a bomb in the next car over, waiting for the boy genius to arrive and save her. Like Yang just said: fun!]

I'm planning to tackle you from midair, so believe me, you'll find out.

Edited 2019-03-11 19:30 (UTC)

really? u wanna go chek 1 out sumtime?

[Jack would avidly agree if he knew the full context.]

u r, r ya? u i'll even let do it!
sux i'm so heavy, ya probably can't take me up 4 a spin.

Buy us some popcorn and it's a date!

And there's no way I can pick you up, metal-man. Ask about a sky tour when you turn into a rabbit monster or something, okay?

i'll buy u popcorn, candy, n a big ass drink! it's a date.

i'd make a terrible bunny monster. can u c me with those teeth? n the ears would really mess with my 'do. but no, i bet i weigh as much as like 5 of u at least. can probably pick U up even when ur done changing.

I'm going to pet you if you turn into a bunny and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

i'd be a bunny, wut could i do? twitch my nose at u? wut do bunnies even DO? eat, sleep n hump? shit maybe i should b a bunny! ;)

plus, i get tired, u could put me in a basket n carry me around!

Maybe I'll sew up one of those baby carriers and strap you to my chest.

Edited 2019-03-17 22:20 (UTC)

that sounds way better than a basket. 4 a lotta reasons. ;)

would i get 2 sleep on ur pillow?

You can sleep next to me, but that pillow is all mine.

pillow hoader! ;)

u better at least b petting me in this scenario

Maybe I'll use you as an armrest. See how you like that.

u dunno, i might like that a lot. ;)

n i make a pretty gud armrest just the way i am btw. so feel free 2 rest wutever u want on me anytime.

If I rest something on you, Mr. Roboto, it probably won't be an arm.

Edited 2019-03-29 02:16 (UTC)

domo arigato hot stuff

alrite so i'll hit u up 4 the movies n stuff? wanna say next weekend?

It's a date!

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